Wexler’s Mock – Pick #9

The Oakland Athletics enter this draft in a fascinating spot organizationally: cautiously optimistic, quietly improving, and emotionally recovering from the retirement of Rickey Henderson, which for many fans still feels less like a baseball transaction and more like a national tragedy. You don’t replace Rickey Henderson. You just sort of wander aimlessly for a while and hope something else exciting eventually happens. To Oakland’s credit,...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #8

The Minnesota Twins are one of the stranger evaluations in this entire draft. On paper, the offense wasn’t terrible. In fact, several underlying rankings were actually pretty intriguing. But then you look up and realize they still finished just ninth in runs scored, which is baseball’s way of saying, “Congratulations on all those baserunners, shame about the complete inability to cash them in.” This lineup is basically Darin Erstad and...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #7

The Colorado Rockies enter this draft in one of the stranger situations in baseball: ownerless, directionless, but somehow not entirely hopeless. Unlike last season’s Seattle teardown — where the franchise was essentially stripped for copper wiring and handed a pile of draft picks as compensation — the Rockies are expected to remain mostly intact while the league temporarily oversees operations. Which, depending on your perspective, is...

The Pilots Didn’t Want Potential — They Wanted Vladimir Guerrero

There are “interesting” trades. There are “risky” trades. And then there are trades like this one, where half the league immediately opens the simulator, stares at the rosters for twenty minutes, and starts convincing themselves one franchise just robbed the other blind. The Seattle Pilots have acquired Vladimir Guerrero from the Washington Senators in exchange for the 4th overall pick in the draft. Wooo boy. Let’s start with...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #6

You may not like the style of this mock draft so far. You may think I’m too obsessed with upside, too dismissive of “safe” players, or too willing to make sweeping declarations about 19-year-olds who still look like they need permission slips to leave school early. That’s fine. But six picks in, the board has fallen almost perfectly for every team involved, and the Baltimore Orioles are probably thrilled they ignored the noise and...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #5

Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs, who spent last season discovering exciting new and innovative ways to lose baseball games. The year was such a disaster that by September, the Cubs essentially looked at the major league roster and said, “What if we simply stopped pretending to care?” Established players mysteriously found themselves in AAA, lineups became borderline performance art, and suddenly draft positioning became significantly...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #4

And here’s where the draft officially gets weird. The top three picks were relatively straightforward: elite talent, obvious fits, minimal overthinking. Now we arrive at the Seattle Pilots, a franchise entering what can only be described as “Phase One of a Complete Existential Reset.” After being league-operated last season, the Pilots were effectively stripped down to the studs. Fair or unfair depending on who you ask — and believe me,...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #3

Apparently I committed a cardinal sin by suggesting Carlos Beltran belonged a microscopic fraction below Kerry Wood and Roy Halladay as a prospect. For that, I’d like to formally apologize to the International Carlos Beltran Fan Club, who reacted to that take as if I’d suggested drafting a parking cone ahead of him. To clarify: Beltran is outstanding. The point was never that Beltran wasn’t elite. The point was simply this — truly...

Wexler’s Mock – Pick #2

First, let's address the elephant in the room. I'll be address the Beltran nonsense in due time, so keep your pants on and stay patient. The Washington Senators vaulted to #1 overall, grabbed Kerry Wood, and in doing so handed the New York Yankees exactly what they wanted anyway. Which feels unfair, honestly. Most rebuilding teams spend years stepping on rakes before figuring things out. The Yankees appear to have skipped directly to the...

Wexler’s Mock – PICK #1

Let’s begin with absolute chaos, because mock drafts are pointless unless at least one fanbase threatens bodily harm before Pick #5. The Detroit Tigers, one of baseball’s premier franchises in the 1980s and one of baseball’s premier cautionary tales ever since, find themselves sitting atop the draft board. A rebuilding club with holes everywhere suddenly possesses the rare opportunity to inject actual high-end talent into a farm system...