Blockbuster!

The Kansas City Royals trade CF Andruw Jones and 3B Hensley Meulens to the Cincinnati Reds for 3B Scott Rolen and CF Jay Payton. Woah. Let’s unpack this. First off, congratulations to Kansas City. They got the best player in the deal. Scott Rolen is a legitimate star. He’s been one of the best hitters in the league, averaging around 6 WAR a season, and now he gets dropped into a lineup that was already loaded. He replaces Quilvio Veras and...

United League West: Team Needs

Raise your hand if you had Las Vegas leading the division after seven weeks. No one? Well, here we are. While the Angels have a lead, there are several teams chasing them, and the West is starting to look like it could get very interesting. Here's a look at the biggest needs around the division. Las Vegas Angels The Angels are ahead of schedule on their rebuild, which puts them in an interesting spot. The hitting looks great. The pitching looks...

Team Needs: United League East

As we head into May and the divide between contenders and pretenders starts to make itself obvious, let's do a deep dive into team needs. The marketplace is starting to come alive, with people other than Ginter posting team needs and wants for the 19 different teams he's running, so away we go. With no offense meant to the Detroit Tigers or the Baltimore Orioles. New York Mets Sitting at 19-18 after going 2-8 in their last ten games, the Mets...

Washington Is 16-4, So Naturally They Traded for a Guy Hitting .161

Washington Senators acquire 3B Ken Caminiti and a 1998 5th-round pick from the Milwaukee Creams for OF Mike Greenwell, OF Jeff Abbott, SP Jim Niedlinger and a 1998 2nd-round pick. The Washington Senators, owners of the second-best record in the league at 16-4, have looked at their roster, looked at their pitching staff, looked at the standings and apparently reached the following conclusion: You know what we're missing? A 35-year-old hitting...

Everybody Relax, the Pennant Has Already Been Decided

Excellent We can stop playing the season now. Washington is 11-1. Kansas City is 12-3. Baltimore is 2-11. Pedro Martinez has 42 strikeouts. Jeff D. Robinson has a 0.57 ERA. Clearly, we have seen enough. The remaining 150-odd games are just administrative paperwork. There is no reason to continue. Somebody call the commissioner. Tell him to start engraving the trophies. This is particularly important because, as everyone knows, the most...

Graham Wexler’s 11 Predictions That Will Probably Age Like Milk

Well, we're finally here. The 1998 season is about to begin, which means it's time for me to do the thing every sportswriter loves: Pretend I know what's going to happen. Last season, I made a bunch of predictions. I was spectacularly wrong about several of them. So naturally, I've decided the best course of action is to put another eleven opinions in writing where everyone can find them later. You're welcome. Let's get stupid. 1. Boston will...

Boston Finally Moves Shane Mack. And Somehow Wins the Trade.

We're going to take a brief break from dissecting the Boston Red Sox's offseason strategy. Don't worry. We'll be back soon with an exposé on how current ownership did actually originally trade away its own 1998 first-round pick and lived long enough to see it come back home. It's one of the stranger trade trees the DBL has produced. But first, Boston has finally done something they've been trying to do for weeks. Shane Mack is gone. The Red...

The Toilet Bowl: Boston and Baltimore Race for Baseball’s Biggest Prize

Opening Day is supposed to be about hope. Hope that your offseason worked. Hope that your prospects break out. Hope that this is finally your year. Unless you're a fan of the Boston Red Sox or the Baltimore Orioles. Then your franchise has spent the entire offseason trying to convince you that losing is actually a long-term investment. The GOPI rankings don't just think these teams will be bad. They think these teams have a legitimate chance to...

The Top 20: Because Apparently We Needed This

For God's sake. Here I am on my "league-mandated vacation," and somehow I'm still being asked to write about...the Top 20 list. Because apparently nothing screams "quality offseason content" quite like owners arguing over whether Player A should be 14th instead of 17th. Fine. Here goes. Another season begins, and right on cue, the annual obsession with the Top 20 list is back. Among the hitters, only one player debuts with a new team: Barry...

Who Exactly Are We Tanking For?

As we inch toward the start of the 1998 season, one thing is becoming abundantly clear: We have no shortage of teams aiming for the bottom. The Baltimore Orioles have stripped the roster down to the studs while the league searches for new ownership. The reward? A clean slate and a collection of first-round picks that now rivals some teams' entire farm systems. The Boston Red Sox, apparently offended by the possibility that Baltimore might...