Everybody Relax, the Pennant Has Already Been Decided
Excellent We can stop playing the season now. Washington is 11-1. Kansas City is 12-3. Baltimore is 2-11. Pedro Martinez has 42 strikeouts. Jeff D. Robinson has a 0.57 ERA. Clearly, we have seen enough. The remaining 150-odd games are just administrative paperwork. There is no reason to continue. Somebody call the commissioner. Tell him to start engraving the trophies. This is particularly important because, as everyone knows, the most...