League Launches Investigation into Washington Senators Following 1994 Draft Controversy

The league office has launched a formal investigation into the Washington Senators for what can only be described as a bait-and-switch of historic proportions. After reportedly promising to draft Derek Jeter, the Senators instead stunned everyone by selecting Andy Pettitte. Was it a breach of contract? A clerical error? Or just someone panicking and hitting the wrong name on the draft card? We’ll leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of the truth—though we hear Pettitte is already claiming it’s because he has the better fastball. Stay tuned as the drama unfolds!